forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has
but it has
oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea
1. who does she think she is, anyway
if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything
bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining
This is what kids can play with at dentists office.
This thing has better teeth than me.
That is the stuff out of nightmares holy shit.
Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch
green alien suit (48.99)
Ah look, it’s my social life.
if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons
Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks
Melanie thetowndrugdealer this is an original post I just went to a hookah bar
My anaconda will consider it