foxdear:

kalsi3o8:

foxdear:

you cant spell dad without a

without a what

without a

ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

14 Reasons To Kick Grandma’s Ass

walmarts:

1.  who does she think she is, anyway

kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

richwhitelesbian:

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

bearsattacksmores:

quietly-losing-control:

godotal:

This is what kids can play with at dentists office.

This thing has better teeth than me.

That is the stuff out of nightmares holy shit.

joetrohman:

Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch

green alien suit (48.99)

thatyoshi:

Ah look, it’s my social life.

thatyoshi:

Ah look, it’s my social life.

psa

thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

likes are not reblogs Melanie u hurt me
Hurt me bad

Melanie thetowndrugdealer this is an original post I just went to a hookah bar

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it