twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

hellapugs:


when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

mylifetimes5:

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

Beck was a great everything

slapmytitties:

Oh my god

lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

image

Send me ‘IF I WERE DATING YOU’ descriptions

barriz99:

U should send me these 

paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

well family I would gladly argue against your racist and sexist ideals and philosophies and trying to justify racial profiling…but sadly I am only an eel